Raja Lumu Boleh-...Congrats Lim Nien Nie, 13, of SMK Raja Lumu. Because of you, Mr A has been suspended from school, might be jailed, and… will most probably remain bachelor for life. Poor guy’s probably only thirty. All because you had a slip of the tongue. And that made him box you (well serves you right, really…). All because your parents were too…hmmm how do I say it without hurting anyone’s feeling’s here… passionate?
Let me try portraying your parents – typical, Chinese-speaking Pandamaranites. Wait. HOKKIEN-speaking Pandamaranites. I heard your dad’s a loan-shark. Nuff said.
I would personally have loved to box you. But knowing the likes of your parents, I’d rather slap them instead. Cos you’re just of them retards in Peralihan. I mean, retards can’t possibly foresee the consequences of shouting profanities to a teacher can they?
But kudos – you’re in the papers! That’s prolly your only time in there – before your obituary. So relish the moment.
O, I’m not siding Mr A – hell no. How can a grown man be so dumb as to let himself be pissed by a retard. What you SHOULD HAVE done, Mr A – suspend the student instead of getting yourself suspended! And make sure she doesn’t get into any other educational institution (good luck with that tho, cos her dad’s some bigshot). So she can sit her sorry ass at home, next to her equally sorry-looking lau-bu, waiting for a suitor to come impregnate and in the process of it, make her ass sag, by the time she’s 18. Hah.
And Mr A. Good luck getting a job when you’re outta prison.