Saturday, January 23, 2010

jock power

Every fucking place you go, jock rules. Nobody can go against the power and influence of the jocks. Look at most of the President of the USA. Ronal Reagen was a star footballer during college, same shit applies to more than half of the Presidents.

In Malaysia, you would be considered a jock if you have pretty good physique. I would say the minimum requirement to be a jock is 175cm+, bench 1 rep max 65kg and above, don't give a fuck about studies in front of your friends(but you can secretly study behind them), don't act like a fucking nerd, dont look like a nerd, dont wear nerdy clothes, and must be fucking alpha(shout like a man, shove people ass and threaten nerds who refuse to do your homework)

This is the life a jock, and jock fucking rules. And jocks dont play badminton because it's for pussies. Jocks play rugby or American Football. Everyone respects a jock. Jocks are the top of the social ladder. Jocks will grow up to marry the hottest girls. Life isnt fair. But if you work hard to be a jock from now on, believe me, you can. fuck that nerdism, you can be a jock and also retain your intelligence at the same time. You can get cgpa 3.5++(like me, oops, some mythism there) and still smash motherfuckers or break people's fingers(I feel bad for that dude, pity). Concisely, a jock is the Rock.

1 comment:

Nicholas Jack said...

yes..and i bet u aint as strong as me nigga