When people,regardless of their races,background,political agenda,ss(sexual stimulation) urgency scream or mutter "OWHHH PAIN",I do not really know what these people are thinking. It can vary from the pain in the spot you got a jab from the asshole doc yesterday, pain of a newly broken hymen, pain of a freshly shaved cock,or a recently pinced pimple and so on.....
Fortunately I am not going through all these problems currently. However,I am not implying that I have never shaven before. Yes,I do shave before but that was quite a long time ago. The real reason behind me muttering "OWHH PAIN" today is a double workout in the gym in lesser than 24 hours.I did a workout yesterday evening and jz today morning with the pedobear Jonnie because I didnt have class for today.
After working out this morning I had consumed 4 eggs and a protein shake to heal those broken tissues. However,the pain on my muscles are still as new as ever and I feel fucked-up now.I wanna scream but nothing would come out from my mouth. Maybe I m just too thristy...Lastly:
COMMENT OF THE DAY=HELLO JU*** U KNOW I LIKE UR BIG ASS BITCH BECAUSE U SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIT IN A 26-27 INCHES JEANS,SOMETHING I KNOW THE PORKCHOP COULD NEVER DO LOL MUHAHAHAAH!!!!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Why is two better than?
Have you ever asked yourself-why is two better than one? This question is hypothetically quite intriguing and challenging to me at first but after using my rational thoughts to decipher this phrase, I had finally made up all the best conclusions to support the phrase. I would like to take this opportunity to compare my answers with a very powerful being. Ok,so why not just use a few sources as a references to compare our answers?
Why is two better than one?
MY ANSWER
Let me be rhetorical here so I can contradict Ben the ****** in my English class. btw you gave us hell lot of homework and I havent even finish test 1. Fuck you niggar!
=Are balls important to men? Of course most men would say yes. And to further add on another point, can men ejaculate with one ball? Yer..I can't imagine that. SO,we need TWO balls. Thus, two is better then one!!
Secondly, how many tits do women have? 2,of course. No offense to those women who only have 1(due to breast cancer). But technically with two boobs,a woman's partner will have something to hold on while he's busy-uh hum-reproducing. Moving on,how many people can there be in a couple? Of course two. Unless you're planning for threesome which can sometimes be fucking tiring as they use to say three's a crowd. Lastly, think of all the minor things around you.How many eyes, ears, or wives(one legal another illegal) do you have? Mostly two,of course.
GAY PEOPLE's ANSWER
To avoid issues of polygamy and bisexuality, proponents of gay marriage implicitly assert that the number "2" is the magical element of marriage, beyond which one need look little further. For example, David Brooks would define marriage as an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons without regard to the partners' sex. That definition, an "exclusive commitment of 2 persons," is incomplete. For there is nothing about the number 2, in and of itself, that makes an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons deserving of special social status not accorded to an "exclusive commitment" involving three or more persons of whatever sex for whatever purpose. Society's granting the special social status of "marriage" to exclusive commitments of 2 persons, while denying that special status to exclusive commitments of more than 2 persons, can be justified only to the extent that the limitation serves some social good that is not served by arrangements involving a greater number. So one must ask, "Exclusive commitment for what purpose? What is the social purpose served by society's granting special status to exclusive commitments of two persons that is not as well served by exclusive commitments of three or more persons?"
WESTERN HETEROSEXUALS ANSWER:
To preserve the special status of the number 2 with regard to the "exclusive commitment" of marriage, society must take children into account. Children are a naturally cohering end of marriage. As the fruit, the focus, and the beneficiaries of a couple's joined efforts, children secure the bonds of marriage. And marriage in turn serves and protects children. Society must resist the complacent inclination to formally accept as "marriage" whatever arrangement two (or more) persons of whatever sex happen to want to receive that designation, beginning with the vague notion that marriage is "an exclusive commitment of 2 persons."
BIBLE's ANSWER:
"Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help lift him up."
-- Ecclesiastes 4:910 Bible
IN conclusion there are many theories or answers to explain the phrase"two is better than one".
Clearly in my own opinion and based on the reasons that I state, I would support the statement above. However what do you think of it?
= ^_^
Why is two better than one?
MY ANSWER
Let me be rhetorical here so I can contradict Ben the ****** in my English class. btw you gave us hell lot of homework and I havent even finish test 1. Fuck you niggar!
=Are balls important to men? Of course most men would say yes. And to further add on another point, can men ejaculate with one ball? Yer..I can't imagine that. SO,we need TWO balls. Thus, two is better then one!!
Secondly, how many tits do women have? 2,of course. No offense to those women who only have 1(due to breast cancer). But technically with two boobs,a woman's partner will have something to hold on while he's busy-uh hum-reproducing. Moving on,how many people can there be in a couple? Of course two. Unless you're planning for threesome which can sometimes be fucking tiring as they use to say three's a crowd. Lastly, think of all the minor things around you.How many eyes, ears, or wives(one legal another illegal) do you have? Mostly two,of course.
GAY PEOPLE's ANSWER
To avoid issues of polygamy and bisexuality, proponents of gay marriage implicitly assert that the number "2" is the magical element of marriage, beyond which one need look little further. For example, David Brooks would define marriage as an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons without regard to the partners' sex. That definition, an "exclusive commitment of 2 persons," is incomplete. For there is nothing about the number 2, in and of itself, that makes an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons deserving of special social status not accorded to an "exclusive commitment" involving three or more persons of whatever sex for whatever purpose. Society's granting the special social status of "marriage" to exclusive commitments of 2 persons, while denying that special status to exclusive commitments of more than 2 persons, can be justified only to the extent that the limitation serves some social good that is not served by arrangements involving a greater number. So one must ask, "Exclusive commitment for what purpose? What is the social purpose served by society's granting special status to exclusive commitments of two persons that is not as well served by exclusive commitments of three or more persons?"
WESTERN HETEROSEXUALS ANSWER:
To preserve the special status of the number 2 with regard to the "exclusive commitment" of marriage, society must take children into account. Children are a naturally cohering end of marriage. As the fruit, the focus, and the beneficiaries of a couple's joined efforts, children secure the bonds of marriage. And marriage in turn serves and protects children. Society must resist the complacent inclination to formally accept as "marriage" whatever arrangement two (or more) persons of whatever sex happen to want to receive that designation, beginning with the vague notion that marriage is "an exclusive commitment of 2 persons."
BIBLE's ANSWER:
"Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help lift him up."
-- Ecclesiastes 4:910 Bible
IN conclusion there are many theories or answers to explain the phrase"two is better than one".
Clearly in my own opinion and based on the reasons that I state, I would support the statement above. However what do you think of it?
= ^_^
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
'little bit' tension
TENSION!!!!!~~ Actually nola..I was just overly-exaggerating my current state. Even though I have some fucking test tomorrow,I am still a little bit relaxed,knowing that it is quite impossible for me to score below 1400 in the SAt. But you know, maybe I should not speculate too much because 'shit happens'. I'm just worried because some of the nerdy geeky girls(in a hateful way) in my class are really hardworking. Fuckla,liveless people.
Once I go back maybe I will revise some shitty vocabulary...garrulous,voluble,sanctimonious,mimic,desolate,benedector and all those craps ...
Then I shall head over to the Fitness First gym to build up(lol).
Then maybe shit, then eat ,gossip,then sleep.
Ok bitches, end of story.
~.~
Once I go back maybe I will revise some shitty vocabulary...garrulous,voluble,sanctimonious,mimic,desolate,benedector and all those craps ...
Then I shall head over to the Fitness First gym to build up(lol).
Then maybe shit, then eat ,gossip,then sleep.
Ok bitches, end of story.
~.~
Saturday, July 26, 2008
College people
Ok sorry I havent't written for such a long time. I was just lazy to to update my blog because I have tons of homework to do,even now(fuck!)....
So okla,let me just go straight to some events because I can't really jot down every single occasion because there had been so many things I had done in this previous 3 weeks at Taylor's. I had known so many new people these past 3 weeks,maybe nearly a few hundred people.Let me describe some of the people I know...
My closest pal in college would probably be the pedobear Jonathon, the athletic chubby-faced assidious horny astute porkface-hater. Lol. He's much stronger than me but his knuckles suck. Wish you luck in finding more preys and expanding the pedobear influence.
Next will be Nud, a fat smoking loner scumbag who eats 24-7. That day my friend told me he ate 3 ice creams and took 2 rounds of mee hoon at the street fest. Motherfucker!~ That pork chop surely can eat!! No offense if you're reading this though Nud...You know you can never fight with me 1 on 1. My fucking knuckles is so damn solid hard. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Next,Sheena. A quiet and modest girl, I found out that she had a hunch for cute stuffs. She loves things to be colourful and what can I say-cute. She herself likes adorning cute clothes but Sheena dear, you better start buttoning your jeans button because you look ludicrous in that shit, you purple chick. Or maybe you tried to button it but you simply can't. Lol. I also found out that she loves using vulgar Chinese words. Typical Kl 'Cina' girlla. But she speaks good English and presents things nearly as good as me. She already has an ah B.boyfriend and I hope they will live happily ever after.
Fourthly Naeem. An avid DOta player, I can say this fella is pretty cool and nice. He's friendly,warm and helpful but he needs to buck up his DOTA skills if he wants to be as good as me. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! I kinda like his hair,but I think he should start shaving his moustache because with his thin moustache, he still possesses a mama boy's look.
Next, Puteri..a hot Malay-looking chick who likes to laugh like a fucking banshee. She has really pretty eyes but is kinda skinny. Hey,you wanna go out with me? LOL...jz kiddingla..Cause you're the one who should call me out what. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Actually there are still numerous names unmentioned here like Anderson, Jun How,T,Joanne the Sabah 'boisterous' chick,some astronauts(can't remember the names) and the list goes on...
Ok I'II update this crap when I have the time. FOr now, cheerio!
So okla,let me just go straight to some events because I can't really jot down every single occasion because there had been so many things I had done in this previous 3 weeks at Taylor's. I had known so many new people these past 3 weeks,maybe nearly a few hundred people.Let me describe some of the people I know...
My closest pal in college would probably be the pedobear Jonathon, the athletic chubby-faced assidious horny astute porkface-hater. Lol. He's much stronger than me but his knuckles suck. Wish you luck in finding more preys and expanding the pedobear influence.
Next will be Nud, a fat smoking loner scumbag who eats 24-7. That day my friend told me he ate 3 ice creams and took 2 rounds of mee hoon at the street fest. Motherfucker!~ That pork chop surely can eat!! No offense if you're reading this though Nud...You know you can never fight with me 1 on 1. My fucking knuckles is so damn solid hard. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Next,Sheena. A quiet and modest girl, I found out that she had a hunch for cute stuffs. She loves things to be colourful and what can I say-cute. She herself likes adorning cute clothes but Sheena dear, you better start buttoning your jeans button because you look ludicrous in that shit, you purple chick. Or maybe you tried to button it but you simply can't. Lol. I also found out that she loves using vulgar Chinese words. Typical Kl 'Cina' girlla. But she speaks good English and presents things nearly as good as me. She already has an ah B.boyfriend and I hope they will live happily ever after.
Fourthly Naeem. An avid DOta player, I can say this fella is pretty cool and nice. He's friendly,warm and helpful but he needs to buck up his DOTA skills if he wants to be as good as me. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! I kinda like his hair,but I think he should start shaving his moustache because with his thin moustache, he still possesses a mama boy's look.
Next, Puteri..a hot Malay-looking chick who likes to laugh like a fucking banshee. She has really pretty eyes but is kinda skinny. Hey,you wanna go out with me? LOL...jz kiddingla..Cause you're the one who should call me out what. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Actually there are still numerous names unmentioned here like Anderson, Jun How,T,Joanne the Sabah 'boisterous' chick,some astronauts(can't remember the names) and the list goes on...
Ok I'II update this crap when I have the time. FOr now, cheerio!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Some outings-lah
Two days ago I went out with my sis and her ex-college friend ,Dickson. He is an amiable and meek person and I also find him very humorous. I respect him a lot due to the fact that he made it to Cambridge to study engineering. Smartass. Or bloody mugger.
So we went to Sunway Pyramid using the commuter and then taking a mini bus there. Then we watched Made of Honour which i find pretty amusing but my sister found it crappy. That Dickson fella no commentla - laughing all the way throughtout the show even in the not-so-funny parts such as the part where Patrick Dempsey knocked the waiter off his balance when his best friend requested him to be the 'maid' of honour.
Ok after the movie we went to Starbucks. I ordered a vanilla cream frappuccino ,venti-sized for my big appetite. It was pretty good but extremely sweet. I could taste bits and chunks of sugar throughout my drink. My sis and the Dick ordered vanilla espresso grande-sized.
After Starbucks we rounded here and therela, finally deciding to make it back home at about 6pm.
Then yesterday I went out with my uncle.I drank and ate a lot at Dome. Maklumla, free food, so I shouldn't be shy to order what I desire.After that ate pizza for dinner.
Today I start packing my bags, all ready for college. I have 8-9 days left so I wil try to defend the ancient as many times as I can before I leave for college.
“For Lordaeron!”
So we went to Sunway Pyramid using the commuter and then taking a mini bus there. Then we watched Made of Honour which i find pretty amusing but my sister found it crappy. That Dickson fella no commentla - laughing all the way throughtout the show even in the not-so-funny parts such as the part where Patrick Dempsey knocked the waiter off his balance when his best friend requested him to be the 'maid' of honour.
Ok after the movie we went to Starbucks. I ordered a vanilla cream frappuccino ,venti-sized for my big appetite. It was pretty good but extremely sweet. I could taste bits and chunks of sugar throughout my drink. My sis and the Dick ordered vanilla espresso grande-sized.
After Starbucks we rounded here and therela, finally deciding to make it back home at about 6pm.
Then yesterday I went out with my uncle.I drank and ate a lot at Dome. Maklumla, free food, so I shouldn't be shy to order what I desire.After that ate pizza for dinner.
Today I start packing my bags, all ready for college. I have 8-9 days left so I wil try to defend the ancient as many times as I can before I leave for college.
“For Lordaeron!”
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Closer to pow-er
Nobel peace prize winner Al Gore has endorsed Barack Obama as the Democratic Party's presidential candidate.Mr Gore lent his support while appearing with the Democratic presidential candidate at a raucous rally in Detroit.
His speech was part endorsement, part blistering attack on President Bush.
Mr Gore said Mr Obama can lead the country past "eight years of incompetence, neglect and failure".
He said President Bush dishonoured and disrespected the Constitution and made the worst foreign policy mistakes in the nation's history.
In 2000, Mr Gore won the popular vote but lost the disputed election to Mr Bush, who captured Florida and its electoral votes after a divided Supreme Court ended the recount. ~Sky News.
His speech was part endorsement, part blistering attack on President Bush.
Mr Gore said Mr Obama can lead the country past "eight years of incompetence, neglect and failure".
He said President Bush dishonoured and disrespected the Constitution and made the worst foreign policy mistakes in the nation's history.
In 2000, Mr Gore won the popular vote but lost the disputed election to Mr Bush, who captured Florida and its electoral votes after a divided Supreme Court ended the recount. ~Sky News.
Well isn't it obvious that by getting Al Gore's endorsment Obama is again one more step closer in realising his dreams to be the first African-American president.Obama who combines an extraordinary display of self-knowledge and self-confidence is truly going to feel pow-er when the election arrives...
Monday, June 9, 2008
You have to get in "it" to be "IT"
Congrats to Obama on clinching the Democratic nomination.Well,what can you expect less from a Harvard graduate,top of the Ivy League Universities.It is proven that the best environments will nurture the development of a more complex and intimidating mind .It is basically proven by this statement:"In Law school of Harvard, Obama found political voice",said an ex-lecturer of Obama and "Obama always impress me as a person who put the importance of community first",said an ex-college professor,Mr.Ogletree.
So basically if you're really out to be famous or successful,you basically have to get in a good university overseas.Eg. of successful local citizens:Lim Kit Siang(Llb hons,University of London),Abdul Razak Baginda(City Politechnic,UK) and the list goes on...Only Abdullah A B doesnt have a good cert.No wonder he's such a sore loser!(no offense,potential 'blog filters')
btw. I'm looking forward to catch The Incredible Hulk remake this 16 Jun.With the charismatic Edward Nortom(Fight club) as the lead actor,I would expect nothing but ten times better than the crappy previous 2003 Eric Bana version.
~.~ the idiot box's calling me..Italy vs Holland.I'm betting Holland will win dammit!
So basically if you're really out to be famous or successful,you basically have to get in a good university overseas.Eg. of successful local citizens:Lim Kit Siang(Llb hons,University of London),Abdul Razak Baginda(City Politechnic,UK) and the list goes on...Only Abdullah A B doesnt have a good cert.No wonder he's such a sore loser!(no offense,potential 'blog filters')
btw. I'm looking forward to catch The Incredible Hulk remake this 16 Jun.With the charismatic Edward Nortom(Fight club) as the lead actor,I would expect nothing but ten times better than the crappy previous 2003 Eric Bana version.
~.~ the idiot box's calling me..Italy vs Holland.I'm betting Holland will win dammit!
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