OK sorry folks I haven't been able to write for a long time. I am still occupying most of my free time trying out the 'shout-out-loud express-yourself-better-method' explained in my previous blog post. I know,I know some of you must be curious of how I manage to learn things so quickly. You guys see,it's all about adapting, learning new things fast and suiting yourself to the environment you are in. You have to learn how to be creative at times and create your own free-to-fuck world. Forget your parents-FUCK mine! For not teaching me all these techniques and making me discover them at such an old age,I feel that they owe me a lifetime.
Anway the real post today is about some class stories. Ok let's begin with my CHEM 101 class. Hm..I got a motherly-like rabbit-looking 24 hours smiling amicable gawdy old hag as my teacher. lol. I kinda like her. Why?-COz I find nothing interesting in her other than the fact that she likes to smile at everyone with her motherly face I feel obliged to do a parody of her back to her and make her happy. ^_^. Anyway since CHEM is my favourite subject I don't think I will have any problems at all with the studies,assignments or the assoh. Plus-I really enjoy the lab shit. I can look at the Korean people struggling to do easy tasks, the team of the busty chick* and the nigger doing some shit together and Jun How exchanging shy glances with his boy friend.
Next=Maths Calculus class. HAHAHAHA. The old man teaching-I dunno his name until today . One of his many lousy jokes are like"WHY cats meow?I also dunno ma. LAME .not really funny. But why many people laugh. Because he is literally funny. His jokes are not funny because he Is the joke! The way he coordinates his flaccid body, the way he flexes his loose spongy biceps are all part of a good pre-planned amateurish entertainer style. To that-I salute him! I hope the old man would make more lame jokes to keep all the students occupied in the class because I find the lesson quite banal and not challenging.
I missed my 2 English classes so I have no comment so far. Anway my friend said Thava looks like a skeleton. I need to observe her closely to verify that because I really dunno how close already my friend is with her.
That's all for now.I could write longer but my *&^% would not permit me. its time to flush it all away.Lol. @~@
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
MYSTERIES OF LIFE
Life is a mystery...:)
I have observed so many abnormalities of life recently that I have to change my perspective view of life. Life is no more simple like eating chocolates everyday and putting on weight, reading a different book every week or staring at the dingy ceiling every moment when you feel that there is no more reason to live(fucked-up).
After enrolling in university level education I did not expect to get so mant inputs from my new friends. I find some of the 'new tips' from my new peers quite useful and encouraging as if by doing it you can feel like someone is patting you on the back. For example during orgasms some fellas(I do not want to name this particular perf) will make weird noises as if it was the end of the world already. At first I find this act a little perverted and strange,something quite paranormal because I thought guys making sounds are kinda gay. But after imitating it by myself I find assurance in this methodology. It kinda enhances your performance and enable you to sort of express yourself better. After each sessions,you can really feel like you own the world, and you're going out to take over the galaxy!
Another recent mystery that I've encountered is the Mona Lisa smile. Who is that girl I see,staring back at me? She is the mystery that I cannot fathom because no matter what I send her virtually,she did not respond in the way that I expected,making the whole damn thing seem to be more mysterious. And its kinda giving me chills too,to think that maybe she is not like other girls,like she is---a mystery.......
I have observed so many abnormalities of life recently that I have to change my perspective view of life. Life is no more simple like eating chocolates everyday and putting on weight, reading a different book every week or staring at the dingy ceiling every moment when you feel that there is no more reason to live(fucked-up).
After enrolling in university level education I did not expect to get so mant inputs from my new friends. I find some of the 'new tips' from my new peers quite useful and encouraging as if by doing it you can feel like someone is patting you on the back. For example during orgasms some fellas(I do not want to name this particular perf) will make weird noises as if it was the end of the world already. At first I find this act a little perverted and strange,something quite paranormal because I thought guys making sounds are kinda gay. But after imitating it by myself I find assurance in this methodology. It kinda enhances your performance and enable you to sort of express yourself better. After each sessions,you can really feel like you own the world, and you're going out to take over the galaxy!
Another recent mystery that I've encountered is the Mona Lisa smile. Who is that girl I see,staring back at me? She is the mystery that I cannot fathom because no matter what I send her virtually,she did not respond in the way that I expected,making the whole damn thing seem to be more mysterious. And its kinda giving me chills too,to think that maybe she is not like other girls,like she is---a mystery.......
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
OWHHH PAIN...
When people,regardless of their races,background,political agenda,ss(sexual stimulation) urgency scream or mutter "OWHHH PAIN",I do not really know what these people are thinking. It can vary from the pain in the spot you got a jab from the asshole doc yesterday, pain of a newly broken hymen, pain of a freshly shaved cock,or a recently pinced pimple and so on.....
Fortunately I am not going through all these problems currently. However,I am not implying that I have never shaven before. Yes,I do shave before but that was quite a long time ago. The real reason behind me muttering "OWHH PAIN" today is a double workout in the gym in lesser than 24 hours.I did a workout yesterday evening and jz today morning with the pedobear Jonnie because I didnt have class for today.
After working out this morning I had consumed 4 eggs and a protein shake to heal those broken tissues. However,the pain on my muscles are still as new as ever and I feel fucked-up now.I wanna scream but nothing would come out from my mouth. Maybe I m just too thristy...Lastly:
COMMENT OF THE DAY=HELLO JU*** U KNOW I LIKE UR BIG ASS BITCH BECAUSE U SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIT IN A 26-27 INCHES JEANS,SOMETHING I KNOW THE PORKCHOP COULD NEVER DO LOL MUHAHAHAAH!!!!
Fortunately I am not going through all these problems currently. However,I am not implying that I have never shaven before. Yes,I do shave before but that was quite a long time ago. The real reason behind me muttering "OWHH PAIN" today is a double workout in the gym in lesser than 24 hours.I did a workout yesterday evening and jz today morning with the pedobear Jonnie because I didnt have class for today.
After working out this morning I had consumed 4 eggs and a protein shake to heal those broken tissues. However,the pain on my muscles are still as new as ever and I feel fucked-up now.I wanna scream but nothing would come out from my mouth. Maybe I m just too thristy...Lastly:
COMMENT OF THE DAY=HELLO JU*** U KNOW I LIKE UR BIG ASS BITCH BECAUSE U SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIT IN A 26-27 INCHES JEANS,SOMETHING I KNOW THE PORKCHOP COULD NEVER DO LOL MUHAHAHAAH!!!!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Why is two better than?
Have you ever asked yourself-why is two better than one? This question is hypothetically quite intriguing and challenging to me at first but after using my rational thoughts to decipher this phrase, I had finally made up all the best conclusions to support the phrase. I would like to take this opportunity to compare my answers with a very powerful being. Ok,so why not just use a few sources as a references to compare our answers?
Why is two better than one?
MY ANSWER
Let me be rhetorical here so I can contradict Ben the ****** in my English class. btw you gave us hell lot of homework and I havent even finish test 1. Fuck you niggar!
=Are balls important to men? Of course most men would say yes. And to further add on another point, can men ejaculate with one ball? Yer..I can't imagine that. SO,we need TWO balls. Thus, two is better then one!!
Secondly, how many tits do women have? 2,of course. No offense to those women who only have 1(due to breast cancer). But technically with two boobs,a woman's partner will have something to hold on while he's busy-uh hum-reproducing. Moving on,how many people can there be in a couple? Of course two. Unless you're planning for threesome which can sometimes be fucking tiring as they use to say three's a crowd. Lastly, think of all the minor things around you.How many eyes, ears, or wives(one legal another illegal) do you have? Mostly two,of course.
GAY PEOPLE's ANSWER
To avoid issues of polygamy and bisexuality, proponents of gay marriage implicitly assert that the number "2" is the magical element of marriage, beyond which one need look little further. For example, David Brooks would define marriage as an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons without regard to the partners' sex. That definition, an "exclusive commitment of 2 persons," is incomplete. For there is nothing about the number 2, in and of itself, that makes an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons deserving of special social status not accorded to an "exclusive commitment" involving three or more persons of whatever sex for whatever purpose. Society's granting the special social status of "marriage" to exclusive commitments of 2 persons, while denying that special status to exclusive commitments of more than 2 persons, can be justified only to the extent that the limitation serves some social good that is not served by arrangements involving a greater number. So one must ask, "Exclusive commitment for what purpose? What is the social purpose served by society's granting special status to exclusive commitments of two persons that is not as well served by exclusive commitments of three or more persons?"
WESTERN HETEROSEXUALS ANSWER:
To preserve the special status of the number 2 with regard to the "exclusive commitment" of marriage, society must take children into account. Children are a naturally cohering end of marriage. As the fruit, the focus, and the beneficiaries of a couple's joined efforts, children secure the bonds of marriage. And marriage in turn serves and protects children. Society must resist the complacent inclination to formally accept as "marriage" whatever arrangement two (or more) persons of whatever sex happen to want to receive that designation, beginning with the vague notion that marriage is "an exclusive commitment of 2 persons."
BIBLE's ANSWER:
"Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help lift him up."
-- Ecclesiastes 4:910 Bible
IN conclusion there are many theories or answers to explain the phrase"two is better than one".
Clearly in my own opinion and based on the reasons that I state, I would support the statement above. However what do you think of it?
= ^_^
Why is two better than one?
MY ANSWER
Let me be rhetorical here so I can contradict Ben the ****** in my English class. btw you gave us hell lot of homework and I havent even finish test 1. Fuck you niggar!
=Are balls important to men? Of course most men would say yes. And to further add on another point, can men ejaculate with one ball? Yer..I can't imagine that. SO,we need TWO balls. Thus, two is better then one!!
Secondly, how many tits do women have? 2,of course. No offense to those women who only have 1(due to breast cancer). But technically with two boobs,a woman's partner will have something to hold on while he's busy-uh hum-reproducing. Moving on,how many people can there be in a couple? Of course two. Unless you're planning for threesome which can sometimes be fucking tiring as they use to say three's a crowd. Lastly, think of all the minor things around you.How many eyes, ears, or wives(one legal another illegal) do you have? Mostly two,of course.
GAY PEOPLE's ANSWER
To avoid issues of polygamy and bisexuality, proponents of gay marriage implicitly assert that the number "2" is the magical element of marriage, beyond which one need look little further. For example, David Brooks would define marriage as an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons without regard to the partners' sex. That definition, an "exclusive commitment of 2 persons," is incomplete. For there is nothing about the number 2, in and of itself, that makes an "exclusive commitment" of 2 persons deserving of special social status not accorded to an "exclusive commitment" involving three or more persons of whatever sex for whatever purpose. Society's granting the special social status of "marriage" to exclusive commitments of 2 persons, while denying that special status to exclusive commitments of more than 2 persons, can be justified only to the extent that the limitation serves some social good that is not served by arrangements involving a greater number. So one must ask, "Exclusive commitment for what purpose? What is the social purpose served by society's granting special status to exclusive commitments of two persons that is not as well served by exclusive commitments of three or more persons?"
WESTERN HETEROSEXUALS ANSWER:
To preserve the special status of the number 2 with regard to the "exclusive commitment" of marriage, society must take children into account. Children are a naturally cohering end of marriage. As the fruit, the focus, and the beneficiaries of a couple's joined efforts, children secure the bonds of marriage. And marriage in turn serves and protects children. Society must resist the complacent inclination to formally accept as "marriage" whatever arrangement two (or more) persons of whatever sex happen to want to receive that designation, beginning with the vague notion that marriage is "an exclusive commitment of 2 persons."
BIBLE's ANSWER:
"Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help lift him up."
-- Ecclesiastes 4:910 Bible
IN conclusion there are many theories or answers to explain the phrase"two is better than one".
Clearly in my own opinion and based on the reasons that I state, I would support the statement above. However what do you think of it?
= ^_^
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
'little bit' tension
TENSION!!!!!~~ Actually nola..I was just overly-exaggerating my current state. Even though I have some fucking test tomorrow,I am still a little bit relaxed,knowing that it is quite impossible for me to score below 1400 in the SAt. But you know, maybe I should not speculate too much because 'shit happens'. I'm just worried because some of the nerdy geeky girls(in a hateful way) in my class are really hardworking. Fuckla,liveless people.
Once I go back maybe I will revise some shitty vocabulary...garrulous,voluble,sanctimonious,mimic,desolate,benedector and all those craps ...
Then I shall head over to the Fitness First gym to build up(lol).
Then maybe shit, then eat ,gossip,then sleep.
Ok bitches, end of story.
~.~
Once I go back maybe I will revise some shitty vocabulary...garrulous,voluble,sanctimonious,mimic,desolate,benedector and all those craps ...
Then I shall head over to the Fitness First gym to build up(lol).
Then maybe shit, then eat ,gossip,then sleep.
Ok bitches, end of story.
~.~
Saturday, July 26, 2008
College people
Ok sorry I havent't written for such a long time. I was just lazy to to update my blog because I have tons of homework to do,even now(fuck!)....
So okla,let me just go straight to some events because I can't really jot down every single occasion because there had been so many things I had done in this previous 3 weeks at Taylor's. I had known so many new people these past 3 weeks,maybe nearly a few hundred people.Let me describe some of the people I know...
My closest pal in college would probably be the pedobear Jonathon, the athletic chubby-faced assidious horny astute porkface-hater. Lol. He's much stronger than me but his knuckles suck. Wish you luck in finding more preys and expanding the pedobear influence.
Next will be Nud, a fat smoking loner scumbag who eats 24-7. That day my friend told me he ate 3 ice creams and took 2 rounds of mee hoon at the street fest. Motherfucker!~ That pork chop surely can eat!! No offense if you're reading this though Nud...You know you can never fight with me 1 on 1. My fucking knuckles is so damn solid hard. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Next,Sheena. A quiet and modest girl, I found out that she had a hunch for cute stuffs. She loves things to be colourful and what can I say-cute. She herself likes adorning cute clothes but Sheena dear, you better start buttoning your jeans button because you look ludicrous in that shit, you purple chick. Or maybe you tried to button it but you simply can't. Lol. I also found out that she loves using vulgar Chinese words. Typical Kl 'Cina' girlla. But she speaks good English and presents things nearly as good as me. She already has an ah B.boyfriend and I hope they will live happily ever after.
Fourthly Naeem. An avid DOta player, I can say this fella is pretty cool and nice. He's friendly,warm and helpful but he needs to buck up his DOTA skills if he wants to be as good as me. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! I kinda like his hair,but I think he should start shaving his moustache because with his thin moustache, he still possesses a mama boy's look.
Next, Puteri..a hot Malay-looking chick who likes to laugh like a fucking banshee. She has really pretty eyes but is kinda skinny. Hey,you wanna go out with me? LOL...jz kiddingla..Cause you're the one who should call me out what. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Actually there are still numerous names unmentioned here like Anderson, Jun How,T,Joanne the Sabah 'boisterous' chick,some astronauts(can't remember the names) and the list goes on...
Ok I'II update this crap when I have the time. FOr now, cheerio!
So okla,let me just go straight to some events because I can't really jot down every single occasion because there had been so many things I had done in this previous 3 weeks at Taylor's. I had known so many new people these past 3 weeks,maybe nearly a few hundred people.Let me describe some of the people I know...
My closest pal in college would probably be the pedobear Jonathon, the athletic chubby-faced assidious horny astute porkface-hater. Lol. He's much stronger than me but his knuckles suck. Wish you luck in finding more preys and expanding the pedobear influence.
Next will be Nud, a fat smoking loner scumbag who eats 24-7. That day my friend told me he ate 3 ice creams and took 2 rounds of mee hoon at the street fest. Motherfucker!~ That pork chop surely can eat!! No offense if you're reading this though Nud...You know you can never fight with me 1 on 1. My fucking knuckles is so damn solid hard. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Next,Sheena. A quiet and modest girl, I found out that she had a hunch for cute stuffs. She loves things to be colourful and what can I say-cute. She herself likes adorning cute clothes but Sheena dear, you better start buttoning your jeans button because you look ludicrous in that shit, you purple chick. Or maybe you tried to button it but you simply can't. Lol. I also found out that she loves using vulgar Chinese words. Typical Kl 'Cina' girlla. But she speaks good English and presents things nearly as good as me. She already has an ah B.boyfriend and I hope they will live happily ever after.
Fourthly Naeem. An avid DOta player, I can say this fella is pretty cool and nice. He's friendly,warm and helpful but he needs to buck up his DOTA skills if he wants to be as good as me. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! I kinda like his hair,but I think he should start shaving his moustache because with his thin moustache, he still possesses a mama boy's look.
Next, Puteri..a hot Malay-looking chick who likes to laugh like a fucking banshee. She has really pretty eyes but is kinda skinny. Hey,you wanna go out with me? LOL...jz kiddingla..Cause you're the one who should call me out what. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Actually there are still numerous names unmentioned here like Anderson, Jun How,T,Joanne the Sabah 'boisterous' chick,some astronauts(can't remember the names) and the list goes on...
Ok I'II update this crap when I have the time. FOr now, cheerio!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Some outings-lah
Two days ago I went out with my sis and her ex-college friend ,Dickson. He is an amiable and meek person and I also find him very humorous. I respect him a lot due to the fact that he made it to Cambridge to study engineering. Smartass. Or bloody mugger.
So we went to Sunway Pyramid using the commuter and then taking a mini bus there. Then we watched Made of Honour which i find pretty amusing but my sister found it crappy. That Dickson fella no commentla - laughing all the way throughtout the show even in the not-so-funny parts such as the part where Patrick Dempsey knocked the waiter off his balance when his best friend requested him to be the 'maid' of honour.
Ok after the movie we went to Starbucks. I ordered a vanilla cream frappuccino ,venti-sized for my big appetite. It was pretty good but extremely sweet. I could taste bits and chunks of sugar throughout my drink. My sis and the Dick ordered vanilla espresso grande-sized.
After Starbucks we rounded here and therela, finally deciding to make it back home at about 6pm.
Then yesterday I went out with my uncle.I drank and ate a lot at Dome. Maklumla, free food, so I shouldn't be shy to order what I desire.After that ate pizza for dinner.
Today I start packing my bags, all ready for college. I have 8-9 days left so I wil try to defend the ancient as many times as I can before I leave for college.
“For Lordaeron!”
So we went to Sunway Pyramid using the commuter and then taking a mini bus there. Then we watched Made of Honour which i find pretty amusing but my sister found it crappy. That Dickson fella no commentla - laughing all the way throughtout the show even in the not-so-funny parts such as the part where Patrick Dempsey knocked the waiter off his balance when his best friend requested him to be the 'maid' of honour.
Ok after the movie we went to Starbucks. I ordered a vanilla cream frappuccino ,venti-sized for my big appetite. It was pretty good but extremely sweet. I could taste bits and chunks of sugar throughout my drink. My sis and the Dick ordered vanilla espresso grande-sized.
After Starbucks we rounded here and therela, finally deciding to make it back home at about 6pm.
Then yesterday I went out with my uncle.I drank and ate a lot at Dome. Maklumla, free food, so I shouldn't be shy to order what I desire.After that ate pizza for dinner.
Today I start packing my bags, all ready for college. I have 8-9 days left so I wil try to defend the ancient as many times as I can before I leave for college.
“For Lordaeron!”
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