Little wimpy adventures

Hmm.. This week is pretty relaxful. I didn't study at all because there is no need to do so. I believe that humans can always use their rational brain to do a test if they're unprepared. But I am not implying that all the people I know are humans. You know, I know a bunch of weird-looking people( some pork, some elephant) etc.

ANYWAYS..finally I feel that I am starting to dominate the thtr class. This week the Mr.V complimented me for portraying a superb element of surprise in my part as a blood-traitor. At the beginning of my drama, I was a sissy wimp. But at the end of the drama I metamorphosised into a mad, blood-craving,friend-killer monster.( I enjoyed this role!!) In the next drama I am also going to be a badass bully who likes to hammer people and stuff their heads in the toilet bowl!

Then on Thursday Joshua and I went to the park to do 'ghetto workout'. Honestly I didn't perform that well. I only did 6 sets of 7 chin ups ,3 sets of 8 dips and 2 sets of 4 pull ups(EMBARRASSING). He did much more than mela but that fella has been training for 3 years and I expected him to be much more than only having 4-pacs. lol.

After the 'Ghetto' incident I went back home, hoping to do some 'extra exercises'. Suddenly the door opened and a nice-looking girl greeted me. Hah?! Then I looked into the house and I saw about nearly a dozen humans in the hall. It took me about 30 seconds to enter the house because I was quite transfixed on the spot because I didn't expect this kind of 'conservative crowd'.

Later, I went to CC to challenge Joshua(10A1) a game of DOTA. We played two games but didn't finish both because I pretty much thrashed him in both games. Come onla dei, 2.5 years of experience. Nobody in my house can even come near my skills(not even pig-hater Clown Tee).
After that we played Counter Strike. I owned Joshua in De Dust map but lose to the fella in the fyw ice world map.

After that I think we discussed about some hot JPA girls. Okla, we pretty much agree in most of the girl-choices because we both have good tastes. We voted one girl-I don't know her name- as the hottest JPA chick. I think she's part of the three-girl fraternity where one is fat,one is skinny, and one has bob hair.

Finally, I went to sleep today quite early after chit-chattingwith Anderson and Alfi( two tai-kos of the Guardian Angel club-where's my pendrive?) and made some extreme jokes about some girls.

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EFFECTIVE CARDIOS

Step Aerobics - one of the most favorite cardio exercises preferred by women. Step Aerobics mainly target your legs, hips and glutes, and can burn approx. 400 calories in 30 minutes.

Bicycling - stationary or outdoors is a great cardio exercises, depending on resistance and speed can but 250 to 500 calories in 30 minutes.

Swimming - like cross-country skiing is an excellent cardio exercises as it is a full body exercises. Swimming is a great cross-training for other cardio activities. Doing the breast stroke can burn approx. 400 calories in 30 minutes.

Running - Running is an excellent cardio exercises because all you need is a pair of quality running shoes. Running burns serious calories. A 145 LB person can easily burn 300 calories in 30 minutes.

Walking - Brisk walking is a less strenuous form of cardio exercises. Walking can burn up to 180 calories in 30 minutes. Sprinting, adding hills or an incline can increase amount of calories burned.

Simple Ghetto Workouts for NOOBS-Part 1

Firstly I would like to say that I am no tough guy(not yet). I am 6 foot tall, 155 lbs, and I am made up of 16% body fat(which is still average). But I would like to share some tips for all of you people who are in worse body conditions than me who would like to look better.

TIP 1:

You see, you can workout anywhere. You don't need to go to the gym to look normal. But you must make sure you stick to your daily schedule. For example, if you want to do cardio for 30 minutes, then make sure you spend exactly 30 mintues on it. Don't blackout or die halfway.

TIP 2:

Don't binge after a workout. You think you can burn more calories than you what you eat meh.
YOUR HEAD! A simple Snickers bar is equal to 280 calories. How long to run 280 calories?
I'm not sure but it will definitely take about half an hour for slow runners.


OK that's all for today. Buh-bye..

Eh..who ate all the pie? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

They never learn

What do these two people have in common?

They are great leaders of their time. But both were foolish enough to invade Russia without a proper strategy. And the sad thing is Hitler did not learn from Napoleon's mistake. The fuhrer's largest mistake of executing Operation Barborossa had resulted in the downfall of Nazi Socialism.

JOKES

Your mama's so fat...she stepped on a scale and it said:


TO BE CONTINUED

Worried

As we all know, the US undergraduate application deadline is over. Some of my fellow Jpa friends are all very anxious now. I advice you people to stop fretting about whether you get accepted to all the top universities and stop listening to Miss Nat who loves scaring people. Pessimistic people like Miss Nat can rot in the past with her so-called love for," Nordic and Aryan cult supremacy". LOL

I myself am quite worried now. My transcripts have reached the University of Washington(based on the FEDEX trace), but they haven't update my status yet. I hope for the best for my application as University of Washington( WR#59) seems to be my only hope (forget Cornell and Carnegie Mellon-chances are nearly 0%).

I hope the best for my fellow Jpa friends too(Alicia, Jonathan, Shin Yee, Penguin, Mama, Khairil, KeAt Yee and Rainbow and so on..)


And MAMA- PROPOSE TO THE SKINNY HOMO SOON AH LOL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT HAPPENS

It had been a while since I updated this blog. I have been pretty lazy these few weeks, still trying to adjust to the 2nd semester in ADP.

I am pretty sad when I found out that my parents gave away Pippy(my beloved dog) to a couple in KL. My mother wasnt very fond of that dog, sometimes even calling that creature," furry piece of shit machine", so I wasnt surprised that she gave away the dog without consulting me first. To hell with that decision!

Now let me describe my current college life. I am pretty free actually(For the moment). So free that I could borrow Stephen's King "Everything's Eventual" book to read in my dingy,dusty Casa Subang bedroom. And I thought THTR 101 was pretty good, even though it was fucking weird at the beginning.

And then I met another friend. His name is Joshua. He workouts( or tries hard to) in ECA. I also workout in the cheapass fucking rotten-equipment shithole sometimes, but I hardly feel pumped up today. Imagine: You used to go to FF.You pay Rm175 a month. You get to use state-of-the art equipments. You can also laugh at those fat chicks who go there for free. AND NOW YOU END UP IN A FUCKING FREE RUSTY SHIT GYM BECAUSE YOUR DADDY SAID "FUCK, I M NOT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT YOU SKINNY RETARD! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Well..life really torment peopl, you know. Fucking torment people like me.
I'm gonna go to the pretty vapid microecons class now. And take my darn tommygun and finish em' off. lol. Just kidding.